That's intense
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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