thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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