I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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