I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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