Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You ruined the universe
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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