week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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