I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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