Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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