I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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