Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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