Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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