If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
be right there i have to get my cape
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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