My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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