i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Dick very happy bro
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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