You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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