my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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