I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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