So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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