I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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