Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
