It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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