TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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