My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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