I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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