i jhust puked up my retainher.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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