would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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