How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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