Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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