There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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