Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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