And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
well you can't waste a boner
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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