shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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