so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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