Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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