I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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