We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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