just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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