Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
