You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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