We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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