I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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