what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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