why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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