Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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