dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
there's paper in my vomit.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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