I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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