just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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