He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
