my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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