yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
As shirtless as possible
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It was like giving head to a cactus.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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