Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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