I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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