can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
sex in a hospital.. check
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
