I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
it glows. i had to have it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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