Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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